kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
kokopellinelli
kokopellinelli

A little letter to some of the people whose houses I clean:

Dear Rich Slobby Asshats:

CLEAN YOUR OWN DAMN HOUSES.

Seriously. If you took time ONCE A MONTH to dump a little toilet bowl Lysol into your john and swish a scrubby brush around, you would not get huge black clumps of MOLD in your toilet bowl and thus you would not have to pay the maids $75 an hour to do it for you!

BLACK MOLD. IN YOUR TOILET. IS NOT RIGHT.

I'm not kidding. 30 seconds every couple weeks. It's not like your house is enormous with 35 bathrooms. It's the only toilet in the damn house. DID YOU PEE IN THE MOLD? DID YOU REALLY?

DID YOU GET A DISEASE IN YOUR NETHER REGION?

I hope so.

Also, to the lady who told her kids that we were there to watch them so they'd better behave: Fuck you. We are not babysitters. We are here to scrub your moldy toilet.

Mkay, people? Try to keep up with the cleaning at least a little. Your toilet is not supposed to be that color. Or smell that way.

The end.
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