kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
kokopellinelli
kokopellinelli

There's some kind of big ugly fly zooming around my apartment and buzzing me. I managed to smack it with the lime green flyswatter but that merely stunned the monster.

...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DIIIIIIIIIE YOU SUCKER.

OMG IT HAD RED EYES.

OH IT WAS HUGE.

Okay, I flushed it down the toilet. Now it will become a 2-pound sewer fly, too bloated with human waste to crawl out of the bowels of the city ever again.

When I smacked it that second time, it slammed into the rug so hard that it actually bounced about 6 inches back into the air. Does it make me a bad person if I'm kinda proud of that fact?
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