kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

I had a dream last night about a puppy who was born with a kitten sleeping in his mouth.

From that point onward, the kitten found it very difficult to sleep anywhere BUT the puppy's mouth, even when they were grown up. The dog learned to sleep with his jaw relaxed and his mouth slightly open, so the cat could breathe, and the cat in turn learned not to flex her claws on the dog's tongue.

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