kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

I've never been able to get Keely to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, because her sense of humor is different than mine. Despite this, I love her dearly.

I was just remembering something that happened a couple months ago. I put on the movie before she came home. She got home a few minutes after it started, and got on the computer while I watched.

Knight: "You're using coconuts!"
Keely: *not paying attention*

Villager: "She turned me into a newt!"
Keely: *not paying attention*

Robin's minstrels: "...when danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled..."
Keely: *not paying attention*

Dingo: "And after the spanking...the ORAL SEX!"
Keely: *raises her head rapidly* Did she just say oral sex?

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