1. Go to the Elouai doll maker.
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.
Hi! My name is Neliferinia Juno Greenkitten Louisyea Amarillys Lupin Aynolda Pierrette Expelliarmus Riddle-Snape. Isn't that the most beautiful name? Of course it is, because I am the most BEAUTIFUL girl lol! My father is Snape, but I don't call him daddy. I call him Snapeykins! He pretends he doesn't like it, but I know he does. And my mother was Tom Riddle, but he's a bitch and I don't talk to him anymore. He killed my cat with burning!
Anyway, I just transferred to Hogwarts school from my old school in California. That's in America! I didn't know I was a witch, let alone the most powerful witch in history! But I am! I'm an animagus, and a...a...well, I forget the word, but it means that I can, like, change my hair color and stuff. I do it much better than Tonks, too. I don't know why Remus likes her. I'm SOO much prettier. Oh, and I can transform into a swan. I'm SO BEAUTIFUL! This is a picture of me on my first day of school.
As you can see, I LOOOOVE those pants. I got them at American Eagle. I'm so bummed that they don't have one of those in England...what were they THINKING??
When I came into school that first day, all the boys looked at me but I'm used to it. Boys ALWAYS stare at me. Then some total DOWNER of a teacher named...Magonal? Mongongal? Macmoogal? Something. Anyway, she told me I had to change into these HIDEOUS black robes, which I didn't want to do, because I hadn't done my makeup for black, so my complexion was ALL WRONG.
This is what I wore at my LAST school. The one in California? Yeah.
I loved to hang out at the beach. England is a total bummer. They have, like, NO SUN. WHAT. EVER.
This is a picture of me when I went to Hogsmeade with the rest of the class.
I don't think the people here GET California fashion. But that's okay, 'cuz they're a bunch of losery losers anyway. Besides, on some people, stripes don't work. But they like totally work on me!
I love my cool hat.
This is a picture of me on a date with Bill. He may be a Weasley, but he's like so hot. And he has a ponytail and an earring, and that means he's cool!
But then he started going out with that little SLUT Frenchie. Whatever. I'm so much better than him.
Then Draco asked me out. He's hotter than Bill anyway, plus he's in my House. I got put in Slytherin because I'm also a Parselmouth. Parselmouth is really boring though, because snakes are icky. I wish our mascot was a butterfly.
Anyway. This is a picture of me when Draco took me to a dinner at his family's house. I think his parents really like me.
Notice the hair. I'm half Veela.
Harry Potter wanted to go to the prom with me, but he has that big ol' ucky scar on his forehead. I went with Draco. That ho Pansy was all jealous. HA! When we walked in, everyone stared at me. They must have really been impressed by my dress. Also, I had an Italian named Guido do my makeup.
Don't I look lovely??
And this last one is a picture of me at the Halloween ball.
Everyone was SO UPSET that I came as a Deatheater. Like, EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME.
Also, do you have any idea how hard it is to two-tone your hair? I bet Tonks can't do that. She sucks.
Anyway. Thanks for looking at my photo album with me! TEEHEE!