kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

Keels and I went grocery shopping awhile ago. While we looked at different brands of mustard, I randomly whistled, just one short note, increasing in pitch. Then I glanced to my right and saw an older woman (in her 40s, maybe?) walking down the aisle toward us, and I made eye contact and smiled, and she said "hi" and smiled very shyly and sweetly...

And I realised she thought I'd whistled at her.

And as we walked away Keels tried not to laugh, and she said, "She was hitting on you!"

And I said, "Why did I WHISTLE?"

And she said, "She tried to steal my girlfriend, dammit!"

  • Grinchy McGrinch'o'Lantern

    Children of Valdez, I am sorry I neglected to pick up candy this year. However, the fact that my porch light is off tonight means I will not be…

  • Microsot needs more tequila

    I just received a message in my junk folder from "Microsot" saying that my email ID was chosen for something. I deleted it, of course, but I couldn't…

  • No Way But Up

    Hello, everyone. This is my mom's book. By that, I mean she wrote it. She's been working on it for 15 years. It's about my dad's time in the…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.