I removed some very very annoying malware from it (going by the name WinFixer 2005) and I'm not entirely sure that it's completely gone. But the problem now seems to be my Java isn't working, even though it says it's enabled. Whenever I try to do something that opens a new page, my browser freezes and I have to close it. I also can't click on most links (freezey!) or go to File-->New Browser Window.
I really really am contemplating hurling the damn thing out the window and moving somewhere with no electricity.