One of my LJ friends had, for some reason, been talking to Keely on the phone, and said something about her being his "little wafer." Whatever-the-fuck that means.
So, at one point, there was a knock on the door to our classroom, and I answered. There was a girl standing there. I could tell it was a girl because it had breasts. She was dressed all in black leather and was holding a paper cutout of a flower in front of her face. She said, "I am here for my master. He is hungry. Are you his little wafer?"
I pointed at Keely and asked "If your master is so hungry, why doesn't he get a steak or something? Do wafers really work for him?"
Paper Flower girl moved the flower away from her face. Her hair was dyed black and cut very short and sleek, and she wore black eyeliner and lipstick. She smiled. "Come with me," she said to Keely.
Keely came back a while later. She said they'd talked for a while, but he'd made no mention of wafers in her presence.
He came to visit me a little later, and was a little shorter than me, very wiry, and very tan. He looked a little like some sort of weird puppet version of Crocodile Dundee.