kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
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kokopellinelli

Another forwarded email from my mommy.

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

Mine eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
He has lost the sight of reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on!

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for their policies--or is he just a tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaire's lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier
Let the smoke stacks keep polluting, do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory ! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
Your safety net is gone.

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows it's crazy, and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions-to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
Glory! Glory! How he'll screw Ya!
THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR... CHES...ON!!!!!!
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