kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
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kokopellinelli

I decided it was time to clean out my purse. Here is an inventory:

1 tin Altoid red apple sours
1 tin Zip ruby red grapefruit sours
1 tin eclipse mints
1 small tube petroleum jelly
1 tube .5 mechanical pencil lead
3 pairs snap barrettes
1 snack baggie salted peanuts
1 chain watch
1 stick Wrigley's Doublemint gum
1 pack Dentyne Ice gum
1 faux cameo brooch
87 cents
1 passport
3 checkbooks
1 wallet
1 cell phone
1 tube Blistex vanilla-plum chapstick
1 toothbrush in original packaging
1 set of keys
1 TB test result
1 hair stick
1 coupon for shoes
1 panty liner
1 strand of hair
1 dental account statement
21 various receipts
1 half-used gift certificate
1 Post-It note
1 dentist appointment card
1 old shopping list
2 old show tickets
2 car insurance cards
1 strip of paper reading " 'Guess what I had for lunch! 10 tater tots and a glass of water!' - Junior High Girl"
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