What is the point of sugar-free jellybellies? I mean, seriously.
*glares at the bag of sugar-free jellybellies she got for Christmas*
I'm telling you, these things leave a taste in your mouth that make you want to scrape your tastebuds off your tongue.
I will not eat any more.
At least not 'til my brain has sufficiently blocked the memory of them, which is what happened just a few minutes ago.
*open box* "Oooh, jellybellies!"
*om nom nom nom nom* "OMFG."
~Two weeks from now~
*open box* "Oooh, jellybellies!"
Lather, rinse, repeat. I have the memory span of a very large goldfish.
