I was in the bathroom yesterday when I heard Keels scream "EW EW OH GOD EW!" and I yelled, "WHAT?" And she yelled "I just saw a penis!" We were watching the DVD of Bed of Roses at the time and for a second I thought she was talking about Christian Slater and I was like, "REALLY?" But then she said "Computer." And, you know, no offense to penises everywhere, but they are not necessarily the most beautiful of appendages. Anywho.
It has been snowing on and off today, and I had to scrape off my car this morning. Then I couldn't feel my fingers. But they're better now.
And then I had to drive to the bank to give Keels her lunch, and she gave me a sucker. All is right with my world. At least right now.
If this post is difficult to read because of grammar errors, I apologize, but my brain seems to have taken an extended vacation, possibly to Australia. Watch for snakes, mate!