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Bloody nose


Right. So, last night I had a bloody nose. This in itself is not unusual, I've always been prone to them. Apparently, the linings of my nostrils are extremely wimpy. But lately, I haven't been getting them often, at least not bad ones. But last night, right before bed, I was a bit clogged so I blew my nose, and that's when it happened.

I hunched over my bathroom sink, pinching the bridge of my nose with a wad of TP to block the flow. I stood like that for probably 3 minutes. That doesn't sound like a long time, but believe me, it is. Then I took the tissue away to see if it had stopped, and turned my sink into the scene of a grisly murder.

All in all, it took about 10 minutes to get that thing stopped.

It's hard to be sexy when you're coating the insides of your nostrils with five pounds of vaseline.
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