October 10th, 2005


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I had a strange dream last night. I don't remember many details, but I was on a trip with Keely and some people from the maid job (it was kinda like a school trip, only not) and the purpose of our travels was to meet some people I'd met on the internet. We were staying in a classroom, and one by one people would drop by and introduce themselves.

One of my LJ friends had, for some reason, been talking to Keely on the phone, and said something about her being his "little wafer." Whatever-the-fuck that means.

So, at one point, there was a knock on the door to our classroom, and I answered. There was a girl standing there. I could tell it was a girl because it had breasts. She was dressed all in black leather and was holding a paper cutout of a flower in front of her face. She said, "I am here for my master. He is hungry. Are you his little wafer?"

I pointed at Keely and asked "If your master is so hungry, why doesn't he get a steak or something? Do wafers really work for him?"

Paper Flower girl moved the flower away from her face. Her hair was dyed black and cut very short and sleek, and she wore black eyeliner and lipstick. She smiled. "Come with me," she said to Keely.

Keely came back a while later. She said they'd talked for a while, but he'd made no mention of wafers in her presence.

He came to visit me a little later, and was a little shorter than me, very wiry, and very tan. He looked a little like some sort of weird puppet version of Crocodile Dundee.

From Hans

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(no subject)

Okay, so Keels and I applied to be subs in the Waterford school district, in addition to Burlington. The lady just called us this morning to tell us we'd been approved.

This evening, she called back. She said, "I have some jobs. Are either of you available to sub this week?"

We wrote down the jobs. A couple minutes later she called back with more. Here is the result.

Keely: will sub tomorrow and Wednesday for a 5th grade class, and Thursday for a 7th-8th grade reading class.

I: will sub Thursday morning for a special ed aide, Friday morning for a special ed teacher, and Monday all day for the same special ed teacher.

A good thing about this Waterford thing is the calling in advance, no wondering if the phone will ring in the morning. O'course, there's still that possibility, because we're on the Burlington list. But whoa. As Keely said, "We hit paydirt with Waterford!"

I'm a little worried because I've never done special ed before. Keely is worried because she'll be teaching math in 5th, so we just spent some time going over fractions, because we were both a little rusty. It came back to us fairly easy, though.

(no subject)

From foresthouse.

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You got 45 correct.
Doing the math for you, that means you got 95% correct.

Do I spend too much time on LJ? ...Yes...yes, I think so.