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JEEBUS FRIES!

April 25th, 2006

02:39 pm

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! My copy of Movies in Fifteen Minutes came today! I'm so exciting! Er...excited.

So, I took Summer with me to town this afternoon. She likes riding in the car, unlike our last dog (poor Buddy) who was miserable whenever he had to be in a car and would crawl under a seat and stay there until the car stopped. She did well while I went into the bank, the post office, back to the bank (refund check finally came), and the grocery store. Then I dropped by the med clinic to give Pam the $10 I owed her for doing my TB test. When I got back to the car, I opened the door and it became obvious that someone had uh...broken wind recently. "Holy Mother of GOD, Summer," said I, climbing into my seat. Then I realized that the dessicated core of an apple that I ate sometime last week and then tossed into the garbage bag was sitting on the seat next to me.

Me: "Look what you did."

Summer: *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

Me: O______o

So it seems my dog is a nervous farter.
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04:39 pm

Okay, so...looking out at my front yard, I can see into my neighbor's front yard as well. It's snowing in my neighbor's front yard, and in my SIDE yard...but it's NOT snowing in my front yard. It's raining.

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Why?

07:41 pm

I decided it was time to clean out my purse. Here is an inventory:

1 tin Altoid red apple sours
1 tin Zip ruby red grapefruit sours
1 tin eclipse mints
1 small tube petroleum jelly
1 tube .5 mechanical pencil lead
3 pairs snap barrettes
1 snack baggie salted peanuts
1 chain watch
1 stick Wrigley's Doublemint gum
1 pack Dentyne Ice gum
1 faux cameo brooch
87 cents
1 passport
3 checkbooks
1 wallet
1 cell phone
1 tube Blistex vanilla-plum chapstick
1 toothbrush in original packaging
1 set of keys
1 TB test result
1 hair stick
1 coupon for shoes
1 panty liner
1 strand of hair
1 dental account statement
21 various receipts
1 half-used gift certificate
1 Post-It note
1 dentist appointment card
1 old shopping list
2 old show tickets
2 car insurance cards
1 strip of paper reading " 'Guess what I had for lunch! 10 tater tots and a glass of water!' - Junior High Girl"
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