I picked a couple big red ones, and then glanced over the first one to make sure there weren't any slugs on it.
Then I looked at the other one in my other hand.
One of these was on the berry. It was touching my hand.
I made a sound something like this: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbluhbluhb
And then I didn't pick any more berries.