On our 9-hour trip, we serve two meals. The first meal is chicken on rice with alfredo sauce and vegetables. The second is soup, either clam chowder or minestrone.
So, Chip was in the galley, stirring the alfredo sauce in one of the pots we also use to make soup.
Chip: *stir stir*
Random Man: Soup.
Chip: No, sir. It's not soup.
Random Man: SOUP!
Chip: ...No sir. This isn't soup, it's alfredo.
Random Man: *snarls* I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH! *stalks away*