I bought a pineapple the other day, and I've eaten half of it, and I just cut up the other half and ate a few pieces, and my oh my it is delicious. However, my tongue is starting to feel very raw. It stings. This bites.
But you know I'm gonna keep eatin' that muthah down. Because it is oh so tasty and full of citrusy goodness.
If you happen to watch the news in a few days and see a blurb about the discovery of a puddle of human-colored acid in a house in Alaska, farewell. I hope you all remember me fondly.
