I am watching the 1983 version of Hercules. Wooden acting, claymation snakes (yeah, the snakes were REALLY bad...glowing eyes and venom dripping)...Okay, so Hercules is hearing his father get mauled by a bear and he's just STANDING THERE. Oh, now he starts running. HAHAHAHAHA. He's punching it and the punches are making noises from comics.
*BWEEEOOH! BWEEEOOH! BWEEOOH!* How the HELL does that sound like punches? It sounds like laser guns. Duh.