kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
kokopellinelli
kokopellinelli
  • Mood: cranky
Dear Ovaries:

Why must you torment me so? It's not even our bleeding time, and you still like to play with hot pokers.

Are you what is known as My Biological Clock? Are you telling me we need to have babies? Well, guess what.

I'M ONLY 23! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

So, dear Ovaries, BUGGER OFF. We are NOT having children anytime soon, or maybe EVER. What do you think of that? Hmm?

Now. I am the boss here. You will do what I say or I will have you removed.

Clear? Clear. Good. I'm glad we had this chat.

Love, The Human You Call Home
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