...AND MAH WAHF STOLE MAH TRUCK
AN' I AIN'T GOT NO JOB AN' AH'M OUTTA LIQUOOOOORRRRRRR...!
No, seriously. My dog has fleas. And I don't have a job.
But I do have liquor! It's really cheap and could peel the paint off walls, but it exists.
Did I mention that my dog has fleas?
In better news, the Check Engine light in the truck turned off.
I figure this means either A) it burnt out, B) the engine is no longer even in the truck, or C) the problem fixed itself. As the truck is still able to run, I feel fairly confident in ruling out B. Of the remaining two options, I prefer C, so C it is.