kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
kokopellinelli
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  • Mood: annoyed

Valentine's Day

It's just like any other day to me. I mean, as long as I don't go out to eat, I don't see happy couples to be jealous of. So I was doing fine, until everyone ELSE started being depressed about Valentine's Day. Because I'm a sheep, I follow along with that depression, so here it is.

It is Valentine's Day, Keely is at Justin's, and I am watching a Friends rerun. I am planning to make popcorn later, and perhaps get into that eleventy-billion gallon jug-o-rum in the cupboard. Not likely, since rum tastes like rubbing alcohol, but it's possible.

I already ate the last 1/8th of a stale chocolate bar that's been on the table for 2 weeks. I don't have cookie-making supplies. Damn you, Valentine's Day, for making it necessary to rub people's noses in their non-couplyness, and damn you, Cupid, for SUCKING.

Thank you.
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