angryTHERE IS A RASH BETWEEN MY BOOBS, PEOPLE.
The other day, I wore a necklace to dinner at Justin's parents house (Keely and I are going to steal his nephews, yes we are). Anyway. It's some sort of metal pendant (I don't know what kind of metal) on a piece of string.
The reason it's on a string is because I'm allergic to metal. Can't wear chains or rings. Or, it seems, pendants.
Apparently, jewelry is something god does not want me to have.
Predictably, it is also one of my weaknesses.
AND THERE IS STILL A DAMN RASH. BETWEEN. MY. BOOBS.
*wishes she had Calamine lotion or something*
