GAH! Wtf is wrong with my blueberry bagels? This is the second one (so far I've only gotten 2 out of the package) that looks like it was cut by a braindead monkey with a chainsaw. ... I know. It's pathetic that I'm sad about my bagels. And I'm not TRULY upset. I just...want my fattening bread product to have the ability to toast evenly, if I should choose to toast it. Ya know?