Keely: Is that fish wearing a miter?
Nelli: It's Holy Carp!
Nelli: Ask me how his hat stays on. C'mon, I dare you.
Keely: How does his hat stay on?
Nelli: By the Grace of Cod.
Also, notice the Guppy-Jesus on the Crucifish he's wearing!
Edit: Um...wow. I'm frankly amazed at the response the Holy Carp has received. Thank you, everyone who's commented. I'm glad I was able to amuse you! :)