My brother wrote a story. Something about an evil pretzel corporation (Super Big Giant Sodium Buster Pretzels of Cheese and Love) run by space aliens, who float around on their "Super Big Giant Sodium-Filled Airship of Evil." Also, there are some bonobos in there.
If you would like to read it, go here. At least he made it have paragraphs, after I complained. Um...I like to pretend he's adopted, in case you're wondering.