kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
kokopellinelli
kokopellinelli
  • Mood: Want Snickers.
Keely and her boyfriend have discussed baby names for when they someday have children (not for several years, of course) and, in addition to the actual serious suggestions, he has said he'd like to name one of their children God.

Then, you know, when people come up to you and say, "Let me help you find God," you could say, "Oh, he's taking a nap," or "He's behind the couch."

And you could go outside and call him for dinner. "GOD! WHERE ARE YOU, GOD? COME INSIDE, I MADE LAMB!"

And you could come home and say to your spouse, "I lost God at Walmart. But it's okay, I found him again in the candy aisle. He was chucking fun-sized Snickers at a two-year-old."
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