kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

  • Mood:
*curls up on the floor and cries*

Why do taxes have to make me feel so stupid? WHY?

*wonders if the IRS will be moved by girlish tears*

"Whah, Ah do declayah, Ah can' for the lahf of me figyuh out all these numbahs!" *sniffle* "Have a haht, suh!" *single tear slides down cheek*

That might work.

*goes about perfecting Southern Belle accent*

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