Why do taxes have to make me feel so stupid? WHY?
*wonders if the IRS will be moved by girlish tears*
"Whah, Ah do declayah, Ah can' for the lahf of me figyuh out all these numbahs!" *sniffle* "Have a haht, suh!" *single tear slides down cheek*
That might work.
*goes about perfecting Southern Belle accent*