I hate my laugh. It seems I have several different laughs...one that pops out when something funny comes up unexpectedly. It starts with a long wheeze, then becomes a series of short squeaks. That one's annoying. Sometimes the squeaks don't come, and I'm left wheezing like an old man.
Other times, it's a loud, bawdy, full-throated HUH HUH HUH HUH! It's horribly obnoxious.
I'm thinking of having my laugh mechanism removed. It's just a thought.