kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,
kokopellinelli
kokopellinelli
Oh my god, people. Keely and I just did a Pilates workout and I almost died. There was sweat dripping off my nose, I'm serious. And the fat rolls are still there, and don't seem to have diminished at all. NOT WORTH IT.

I know that I can't expect results that fast. I don't really. But it would be nice. Also, I hate sweating. There's nothing sexier than me when I sweat. Yes, that's sarcasm. Me when I sweat is, on the sexiness meter, only slightly above sumo wrestlers in a pool of oatmeal.

Keely's out of the shower now, so it's my turn YAY.
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