kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

Stupid questions asked to me and my friends (we're Alaskans):

*while on a boat, on the ocean*
"How many feet above sea level are we?"
"Um...about 3."

"Does that rock go all the way to the bottom?"
"Nope. Here in Alaska all our rocks float. It's cuz the gods favor us."

"Do you live in an igloo?"
"Do you know what shorts are?"
"Do you have a dog sled?"
"Do you EVER see the sun?"
"Can you tell me the best restaurant in town for whale?"

Can't think of any more right now...

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