I know that the people that go on this show are most likely actors (and tell me how it is that they find all the plug-ugliest people in the U.S. to go on this show) but even just the fact they're willing to go on this show in the first place makes me happy to be me. It's not often I feel like I'm better than someone, but it's a good show when I'm needing a boost that doesn't require brains.
The ones that are the best (or worse, or most horrifying, however you care to look at it) are the episodes about "My 16-year-old ho-bag of a daughter ran off with my boyfriend and she took my dog, too!" I have a wonderful relationship with my mother, so I can't imagine doing something like this to the woman who gave birth to you. And this pisses me off, too: "I love you, but I had to sleep with your brother because he brought me chicken. But it only happened 5 times."
If you love someone, shouldn't you NOT be trying to ruin their life? Possibly it's just me.
And now that I think about it, how sad is it that I'm gauging my worthfulness by the self-proclaimed Worst Show on Television? I must be extra pathetic. Now I'm depressed again...no wait, that chick just decked her mom and is now being proposed to by the mother's boyfriend...I feel good again.
...Christ, I'm sick.