An hour an a half later, I went to the kitchen, turned off the buzzer...and realized I'd neglected to plug the crockpot into the wall.
While, at 8:40, I was preparing the roast, I told myself, "You haven't eaten breakfast. You need to do that."
An hour and a half later, I realized I was still hungry. Because I had forgotten to eat breakfast.
I got dressed about a half hour ago, planning to go for a walk. Now I don't want to. I think I'll go to the library instead. I just finished the fluffy romance I was reading, and I said, out loud (this is embarrassing), "Awwww." Then I said, out loud, "I'm such a sap."
I am the only one in this house. I am such a stunning conversationalist.