kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

I'm sort of out of it today, I guess. I don't feel out of it, but I am. I put the pot roast in the crock pot at 8:40, turned it on high, and set the timer for an hour and a half, planning to turn it down to low when the buzzer went off.

An hour an a half later, I went to the kitchen, turned off the buzzer...and realized I'd neglected to plug the crockpot into the wall.

While, at 8:40, I was preparing the roast, I told myself, "You haven't eaten breakfast. You need to do that."

An hour and a half later, I realized I was still hungry. Because I had forgotten to eat breakfast.

I got dressed about a half hour ago, planning to go for a walk. Now I don't want to. I think I'll go to the library instead. I just finished the fluffy romance I was reading, and I said, out loud (this is embarrassing), "Awwww." Then I said, out loud, "I'm such a sap."

I am the only one in this house. I am such a stunning conversationalist.

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