kokopellinelli (kokopellinelli) wrote,

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You know you really have too much time on your hands when you sit around making skinny bendable santas with red pipe cleaners and cotton balls and googly eyes.

My mom sent us like 10 red pipe cleaners for some reason, and I didn't know why, so when Keels was home on her lunch hour, I twisted some together and with a couple minutes it was a santa. Keels said it was scary how quickly I did it, like it was waiting in me trying to get out. Then I tried to go to the library, but I got lost and wound up going to Walmart instead, where I bought tacky glue and googly eyes. I had to glue his head on kinda sideways because otherwise he kinda flops all over the place.

Now I've just spent five minutes angsting because I think I have an eyelash in my eye, but I am too damn lazy to actually GET UP and go look in the mirror. Maybe I should make more santas.

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